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"Y'know Miko,when Jackie came out as a guy to us,he made us a cake saying 'its a boy!'" Bulkhead explained to Miko. "Aww,thats cute!" She said. Ultra Magnus immediately bursted in,saying "NO IT WAS NOT WE THOUGHT HE WAS SPARKED!"
"—and I was,with Ginkgo! But see,that was a topic for a different day!" Wheeljack said.
Wheeljack told her—I mean—himself to relax. This was how he was going to tell everyone that he was a mech,not a femme,anymore. He'd scavenged around to find a cake recipe just for this. He'd scavenged even longer to find the materials. Was it good? Probably not,but it was the thought that counted,right? He removed his hoops at the start of his finials. That was the old Wheeljack.
"Magnus,Bulk? I got something to tell ya." He walked in. Both his conjunxes perked up and walked over. "Yes?" "Did something happen,Jackie?" "Well…kinda." He pulled out the cake,and watched their faces change from worried to shocked. They're taking this surprisingly well,Wheeljack thought. He suppose he should've known they'd be supportive of him.
"…its a…boy?" Ultra Magnus asked,eyeing Wheeljack's forge. They both flinched as Bulkhead fainted. Then Ratchet came rushing over. "How far along are you and why didn't you tell me?!"
Wheeljack thought for a moment,and then realized everyone misunderstood what he meant by 'its a boy!' "Oh…that? Like,4 hecto-cycles maybe? Anyways,that isn't why I made the cake."
Bulkhead got up,rubbing his neck from the fall. "Then what did you make the cake for?"
"Cause I'm a boy!" Wheejack said,smiling at them both. Now it was Magnus's turn to faint. "Huh. That explains why you're not wearing your hoops."