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1. You are young! You're free! Why don't you sleep with me?!?! by Fryestan

   Fandoms: PaRappa the Rapper (Video Games), PaRappa the Rapper (Anime)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Underage Sex
   • PaRappa Rappa/Takoyama | Hairdresser Octopus
   • PaRappa Rappa
   • Takoyama | Hairdresser Octopus
   • Guru Ant (PaRappa the Rapper)
   • Matt Major
   • Kidnapping
   • Extremely Underage
   • Eye Gouging
   • Loss of Limbs
   • Cannibalism
   • this is just a stupid au i made thehehhe
   • basically Takoyama is a cannibal
   • and a registered sex offender
   • i might make multiple chapters
   • hopefully
   • poor PaRappa lmao
   • Trans Male Character
   • Trans Parappa Rappa
   • boypussy WOOOOOO
   • Boypussy
   • Takoyama is also roomates with guru ant
   • bc fuck it they livin in a sitcom now
   • Shotacon
   • Blood and Gore
   • Blood and Injury
   • Takoyama in this is heavily inspired by Bob Velseb
   • Idfk HOW PaRappa survives this
   • the fact he lives is insane
   • this is not meant to be realistic in any way
   • i mean this IS a parappa fic
   • Alternate universe: no prion diseases
   • they dont exist
   • Forced Cannibalism
   • Vomiting
   • 3rd chapter is better than the last 2
   • because i learned how to actually fucking write
   • same goes for any chapters to come
   • theyll be leagues better than the first 2
   • Self-Harm

   Summary

   I love your body
   Not so much, I like your mind
   In fact you're boring
   Pretend not being of my kind
   You keep on talking
   Of some girl that I don't know
   When will you shut up
   And when will we go

   Woooo cannibal takoyama au

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,419

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

   37

   Kudos:

   13

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