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『 “I've heard that so many times it's like my ears have grown calluses.” Captain Jack looked unfazed.
“But this time, it's your last chance to say that!” Seven warned coldly.
“Hey, can't we just talk after you come down?”
“My arm is about to give out!” Captain Jack's arm trembled like a sieve. Holding the sword with one hand, he was almost unable to support Seven's weight.
“My bad!” Seven scratched the back of his head, looking apologetic.
Then, Seven nimbly leaped onto a pillar inside the submarine and slowly slid to the ground. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
【 Xingqiu (Genshin Impact): “Agile footwork.” 】
【 Yanqing (Honkai: Star Rail) “Not bad, very good.” 】
【 Umaru Doma (Himouto): “Aren't you guys finding it strange? Even though he's turned into a fish, he still moves like that.” 】
【 Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): “If a fish could really move like that, it would definitely taste delicious.” 】
【 Seven (Scissor Seven): “Hey, hey, hey, why are you guys also like this guy, wanting to eat me?” 】
【 Paimon (Genshin Impact): “Ahem, how could that be?” 】
【 Xiangling (Genshin Impact): “Because he looks delicious!” 】
【 Umasou (You Are Umasou): “Delicious? Is that referring to me?” 】
【 Heart (You Are Umasou): “.....” 】
(Author-san: Has anyone seen this anime, “You Are Umasou”? It's a really good anime movie.)
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『 The scene shifts to the interior of the military defense department.
Uncle Chen was diligently doing warm-up exercises, stretching his muscles.
“If that kid can't do it, I'll have to go in myself!”
He said as he pressed his leg, mumbling to himself.
As soon as he finished speaking, he stood up and stretched, resulting in a “crack” sound. His face turned pale, and he cried out in pain.
On the other side of the scene,
Seven and Captain Jack stood face to face.
“Come on, little assassin!”
Captain Jack, wearing shorts, smiled with his chest exposed, looking as if he were waiting for Seven to approach him.
“Six-Seven-Forty-Two Blade Technique!”
Seven stood ramrod straight and announced loudly on the spot.
Then, he struck a few poses.
“Huh? Where's my sword?!”
At this moment, A Jie suddenly realized that, at some point, his sword had been taken by Seven.
Seven was still twirling the sword, and Captain Jack watched with great interest.
“Die!”
No sooner said than done, Seven suddenly attacked, thrusting a sword at Captain Jack.
Captain Jack blocked with his hand, and the sword in Seven's hand instantly shattered into pieces, from tip to hilt.
Immediately after, Captain Jack grabbed Seven's fist.
A crisp “snap” sound.
Seven cried out in pain.
“Don't think I only rely on my looks just because I'm handsome!”
Without another word, Captain Jack flicked Seven far away, then slowly spoke to Seven, who had fallen to the ground.
“You're really something!”
“How can a pirate kid have such abilities?”
Seven was bewildered by Captain Jack's blow. He lay on the ground, asking with a face full of disbelief.
“This time, it really is...”
“I earned too little!”
A voice grumbled in Seven's heart, feeling that this job was a huge loss.
“You want to assassinate me with just this much skill?”
“It seems you still don't know that I am...”
Captain Jack crossed his arms, his eyes full of disdain for Seven.
But before he could finish, Seven had already thrown a shoe at his face.
His figure darted like a ghost in front of Captain Jack, scissors held tightly in his hand, aiming directly at the opponent's throat!
Just as Seven thought he had succeeded and was about to get his hands on it,
Captain Jack blocked Seven's scissors with a light pinch of two fingers.
Seven exerted all his strength, but still struggled to advance even an inch.
Captain Jack blew lightly, and the shoe on his face was blown away.
The shoe hit Seven squarely on the face, knocking him flying.
With a “bang” and Seven's wail, he hit the submarine wall and rolled a few times on the ground.
“Don't interrupt my awesome self-introduction!” Captain Jack tidied his flowing long hair, and a red and white background appeared behind him.
“I am the infamous!”
“Noble of the Sea, Captain Jack!”
Captain Jack struck a cool pose, with a rotating background board behind him and his subordinates constantly scattering petals beside him.
Seven's legs trembled, then he sat up, stretched his foot to put on the shoe stuck to his face, and at this moment, his bangs slowly slid down to cover his forehead.
“Hey, hey, hey!”
“Dai Bo, is Dai Bo there?”
Seven pulled out his phone from his pocket and called Dai Bo.
“The enemy is too strong. Seven needs backup!”
Seven directly asked Dai Bo for help.
“Sigh, I'm just a chicken, brother!”
“A landlubber, you'll have to figure it out yourself!”
Dai Bo was happily applying sunscreen to a beautiful woman. When he heard Seven, he immediately found an excuse to refuse his request without thinking. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
【 Seven (Scissor Seven): “Dai Bo, you traitor!! You were doing that back then???” 】
【 Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): “Oh, don't mind that detail~!” 】
【 Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): “It's all in the past now.” 】
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『 “Why does this newcomer look so familiar?” The pirate leader, Jack, scrutinized Seven in front of him, and a memory involuntarily surfaced in his mind.
“Don't move!”
“Not move, but apply! You have to apply it like this to make it even, Miss!”
Seven heard the nagging on the other end of the phone and quickly gave a few fake coughs, putting on the air of a professional assassin.
“It's him!” At this moment, Captain Jack also suddenly remembered who this guy in front of him was.
As Captain Jack's memory flashed back,
On the rooftop of a skyscraper in Sterland.
“What you want is this!” Captain Jack stood on a box and said to the man in front of him.
As soon as he finished speaking, he kicked the box towards the mushroom-headed man.
“Fifty million!” The mushroom-head opened the box and inspected it, shouting at Captain Jack.
“It's a deal!” Captain Jack suavely stroked his long hair and responded with a smile.
“I'll transfer the money to your account immediately!” The mushroom-head pulled out a laptop from his clothes, preparing to transfer money to Jack.
But at this moment, just as the computer screen lit up and the mushroom-head was operating the account, a flash of purple light suddenly passed by.
The mushroom-head screamed,
He fell to the ground in response, and the laptop also shattered into pieces.
Jack, who was combing his hair, witnessed this scene and was stunned.
As blood spread from beneath the mushroom-head, background music suddenly blared, and a man in a hat, holding a long sword, stood before Jack. He looked exactly like Seven.
“The money was about to be transferred!”
“And you just had to mess it up!”
Jack looked at the assassin in front of him, furious.
Seven seemed to have completely ignored Captain Jack's words. He turned around and walked away, revealing the assassin organization's mark on the back of his clothes.
“I was treated like air?” Captain Jack glared at Seven's retreating, very displeased.
“It really hurt my pride!” Captain Jack sneered, his hand instinctively moving to the sword hilt at his waist.
The moment Captain Jack drew his waist sword, he was like a demon returning to the human world from hell! A red light shot like an arrow towards Seven, who was slowly walking forward.
Captain Jack thrust with all his might,
But Seven's figure dodged with ghost-like agility.
“I clearly stabbed him!”
“How is this possible?”
Captain Jack was utterly shocked.
Seven didn't understand why Captain Jack was trying to assassinate him. He turned back with a puzzled expression, gave a thumbs-up, and the Demonic Blade Thousand Blades appeared in response, pointing directly at Captain Jack.
Captain Jack hurriedly drew his sword to defend.
As soon as their swords met, they immediately crossed paths and stood back to back.
On the screen,
A gash slowly opened on Captain Jack's chest.
The moment Seven retracted his blade, Captain Jack knelt weakly, a large gush of blood spurted out, and then he completely slumped down, falling to the ground.
Captain Jack's memory ended there.
“However, this guy in front of me is not just a little bit weaker than him.”
Captain Jack watched Seven picking his nose, slowly comparing him in his mind to the person who had left a scar on his chest.
“I'll test him out!” Captain Jack had an idea, and his foot moved.
Seven was startled when he saw a fist suddenly appear before his eyes.
Immediately after, Seven was punched in the face by Captain Jack, and he flew like a broken kite, hitting the submarine wall.
“It can't be him, even though they look alike.”
“But the difference in strength is too great!”
Captain Jack slowly said, touching the scar on his body.
“Why are you attacking this small island?”
Seven fell to the ground, finally struggling to get up. He looked at Captain Jack and slowly asked.
“Uncle clearly cares about his image.”
“Yet he ran out to see people in his underwear!”
“Because his navy pants were used to pay for it.”
“To hire me, an assassin, to help!”
“He must love this island very much to sacrifice so much to protect it, even his pants!”
Seven tied up his hair, straightened his posture, and got into a fighting stance.
“And! And there are many beautiful women in bikinis on this island!”
“They haven't even applied sunscreen! Seriously!”
Seven roared, his figure as fast as lightning, and he charged out fiercely.
With Seven's heavy blow.
“Ah! He wants to sink the submarine, to perish together!”
Ah Jun now realized Seven's objective.
A loud “clank” sounded.
Seven's fist slammed hard against the submarine window, followed by a tremor in his fist and body.
“Ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch!”
Seven immediately squatted down, clenching his fist tightly, his face full of pain.
“Hehehe, this is really interesting!”
Jack watched Seven constantly blowing on his fist, trying to alleviate the pain, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Seven squinted and smiled.
“How about we play a game?”
“As long as you can make me move my toes.”
“I'll spare this island.”
Captain Jack saw Seven's playful spirit and felt an itch in his heart, so he suggested.
“Okay! It's a deal.”
Seven looked at his swollen hand, saying with teary eyes.
Their eyes met again.
Captain Jack stared at Seven with an indifferent expression, wondering what tricks this guy could pull to make him move his feet.
At this moment, Seven hummed a tune while eyeing Captain Jack.
Suddenly, Seven quickly pulled out a “Gaiba Egg” from his pocket!
“Watch closely, Gaiba Egg!”
His speech was so fast that Captain Jack and his two subordinates stared wide-eyed.
“Splat!”
Jack got a blob of white goo on his face.
“Oh no!”
Jack screamed repeatedly in fright, but after a while, he stopped, rolled his tongue, and licked clean all the yellow and white goo on his face.
“Just an ordinary egg!”
Captain Jack looked at Jack's behavior, his scalp tingling, and couldn't help but feel a black line appear.
The moment Captain Jack turned his head, Seven's large face appeared in his sight, followed by a super serious expression that made Captain Jack quickly close his eyes.
“Mmm~”
Captain Jack hummed shyly and fearfully, taking a step back, actually retreating a step.
“Yo! You lost!”
Seven pointed at Captain Jack's foot and shouted.
At this moment, Captain Jack and his two subordinates looked helpless on the screen.
“A bet's a bet, retreat!”
Captain Jack acted immediately, pressing a red button.
“Actually, I never intended to mess with that broken island!”
“I was just passing by.”
Captain Jack shrugged, pulled his slightly slipped cape back into place, and turned to Seven.
As the metal door slowly closed.
“Then how do I leave here?”
Seven muttered to himself, full of confusion.
At this moment, Captain Jack's submarine suddenly split at both ends.
“Let me out!”
Seven, left in the back half, pounded on the submarine window, shouting for help. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
【 Keqing (Genshin Impact): “So, that's it?” 】
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『 Naval Defense Department—
“Hey, that kid really did it!”
Uncle Chen stared at the flashing red dot on the radar, speaking excitedly.
“Your package has arrived!”
Just then, a light knocking sound came from outside the door.
Uncle Chen opened the door and saw his navy pants hanging on a clothes rack, swaying in the wind.
“Where did the reward for this mission go?”
Dai Bo, who was leisurely drinking coconut water, suddenly asked Seven.
Seven's expression changed, and he feigned complete ignorance.
“Wow, so cute!”
“And it has feathers! It feels so soft!”
“It even has little wings!”
“Let's throw it up in the air!”
On the beach, the little flying chicken was held in the palms of two beautiful women in bikinis.
“Oh my! It flew so high!”
As the two beauties tossed the little flying chicken into the air, it flapped its blue feathers, dancing gracefully in mid-air.
“It really can fly! Come over here!”
“Come here! Come to me!”
“Little flying chicken, come down.”
The little flying chicken finally landed in the palm of the black-haired beauty.
“What's wrong?”
The black-haired beauty looked at the brown-haired beauty hugging her chest tightly, momentarily confused.
“I always feel like someone is staring at me lewdly!”
The brown-haired beauty spoke at this moment.
“There's no one up there! You're overthinking it!”
The black-haired beauty looked up; there was nothing above her head except coconut trees.
At this moment, from the dense treetops, a coconut suddenly seemed to open its eyes. This was actually a trick Seven had pulled off using a Gaiba Egg.
“Hehehe! The scenery here is really nice!”
Seven wore a mischievous smile.
“Seveni, don't just focus on looking at pretty girls!”
Dai Bo's reminder suddenly rang in Seven's ears.
“A yacht has docked, quickly see if it's our target!”
Dai Bo said directly at this juncture.
Hearing Dai Bo's words, Seven quickly pulled out his binoculars and looked towards the beach. On the sandy beach, Dai Bo was comfortably sitting in a beach chair, happily watching girls play volleyball.
On the other side, Wang Feng was leisurely lying on the beach, enjoying Meow Kitty meticulously applying sunscreen for him.
As Seven's gaze moved towards the sea, a fat man in a mink coat entered his sight, accompanied by a tall female companion.
Seven took out a photo to compare,
He stared at the person in the photo with surprise and confusion—it was a sweaty, slightly shy bald man.
The scene shifts
“If you see my husband with that bad woman!”
A chubby, wealthy lady fanned herself with a small fan, shouting at Seven and Dai Bo.
“You have to help me!”
The wealthy lady extended two fingers, then brought them together.
“Alright! Guaranteed to satisfy you, nip it in the bud!”
Seven raised his scissors, glanced at the photo, and confidently waved his scissors, assuring her.
Dai Bo, next to him, was happily counting money.
“And!”
“Can you find a more decent place to meet up?”
The wealthy lady looked at Seven and the other man. They were at their usual barbecue stall. Before she finished speaking, the stool she was sitting on couldn't bear the weight, and with a “crack,” she fell to the ground. 』
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