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Lando gulps as he looks down at his hands, or what used to be his hands.
He has paws.
Black and orange fur, undoubtedly fluffy and undoubtedly not human.
He freezes on the spot, eyes wide as he slowly looks up at Oscar.
He opens his mouth to try and say something, say anything. But—
"Meow."
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Lando seems to note that down. And then he pauses, body jerking, with his pen hovering over his paper. Oscar shifts in his seat when he realises Lando isn't throwing the next question at him yet. Just when he's thinking of prodding the other man, get him to boot back up and resume functioning again—
“Are you single?” Lando suddenly shouts, a bit too loudly. Way too loudly. He’s attracted stares.
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And then the grand reveal happens, the prince stepping through the doors with his servants in tow. Eyes follow him past the rows of chairs, up until he comes to a stop at the red velvet seat at the head of the table. He slips his cape off—a shade of blue so deep in the colour of regality—handing it off to the side, turns around as he takes his seat, and Lando nearly drops his glass.
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Bookmarked by kwissymiss
09 Dec 2025
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AWWWW WTF SADDEST THING EVER SUCH GOOD WRITING
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Lando might be going clinically insane, cursing and fuming and spewing out choice words that'll have his own grandmother rolling in her grave when absolutely no one save for his steering wheel will be able to hear. Still, he smacks his palm down on said steering wheel, horns blaring out.
But then he sees it, that opening right there, and that other lane seems to be faring slightly better. So he yanks on his steering wheel, absolutely floors it—pedal to the metal and all that—attempts to divebomb his way into that gap. He doesn't bother putting on his signal lights, doesn't check his mirrors or he'll hesitate. He’s nosing his way into the lane, he’s got it, he’s there, he’s an amazing driver unlike these terrible useless drivers who shouldn't have even been able to sit behind a wheel—
And then there's a terrible resounding crunch, his whole car frame shuddering from the impact. Lando takes a second to register what that even means, another second to look out the window and see the man floored on the tarmac with his motorbike, and he thinks: shit.
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fka: pedal to the metal and all that -
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Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.
Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.
Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.
Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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Bookmarked by kwissymiss
16 Nov 2025
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AWWWWW YAYYY SPEDRAN THIS IN 2D BC I LOVED IT SM🥹🥹
cutest dynamic ever, so corny but i love it so much