Gifts for deceptigeek
List of Gifts
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When The Fall Is All There Is, It Matters by Decepticonsensual for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
16 Aug 2025
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Optimus Prime, by the grace of Primus, King of the Autobots and bearer of the Matrix, has been at war with the realm of the Decepticons for eons. The war still rages, even though Optimus holds the enemy king, Megatron, as his captive... a captive he's fallen in love with.
Now, however, Megatron's consort, Starscream, is on Optimus's doorstep. Not to try and reclaim his captured husband, but with an offer Optimus may not be able to refuse: End the war and unite the kingdoms, by dissolving Megatron and Starscream's marriage and instead marrying Starscream off to one of Optimus's three sons - bluff war hero Springer, scheming Getaway, or pampered princeling Hot Rod.
End the war, unite the kingdoms... and free Megatron to properly be with Optimus.
But in this high-stakes diplomatic chess game, nothing is truly that easy. Which son does Optimus choose, knowing that whoever takes Starscream's hand also takes the Autobot throne? Can Optimus outwit his own consort, Prowl, whose secret agendas have secret agendas? And can any of them know what Starscream is really planning?
A Lion in Winter (or just English medieval history) AU, but doesn't require knowledge of either to enjoy. :)
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Yours, Mine & Ours by Decepticonsensual for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
14 Aug 2024
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Dot and Alex Malto finally have a weekend to themselves - well, to themselves and their de facto co-parent, Bumblebee. Cue a lazy summer evening of drinks, war stories and experimental Cybertronian-human fusion cuisine! But before long, Bumblebee starts to wonder if he's really just imagining his human BFFs acting flirtier than usual - and also starts to wonder just how far the three of them could go together...
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Vox Cybertronia by Decepticonsensual for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Critical Role (Web Series)
21 Aug 2023
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The last thing Percy expects is for his feverish work on a devastating new weapon to be interrupted by the invasion of metal weapons beyond anything he could have imagined.
Metal weapons with minds of their own, that know more than they should.
Well, that sounds unnervingly familiar...
(A cracky little crossover set towards the beginning of the Briarwoods arc of Critical Role's first campaign.)
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Wandering Star by Decepticonsensual for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
19 Aug 2023
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Set post-Lost Light #25.
They've been together for a while now, and Minimus never misses a one of Rodimus's meteroid-surfing competitions. Sure, it's not exactly Minimus's scene, but some things are worth it if they put that smile on the face of the person you love.
Turns out, surfing isn't the only thing that makes Rodimus smile like that...
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Midnight oil by Artemis_Crimson for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997), Aliens (1986)
09 Nov 2020
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In which helping hands are leant and quiet moments are had
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Homeworld Bound by Artemis_Crimson for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types, Alien Series
07 Nov 2020
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In which I celebrate the remaster by posting my rewrite of post-ME2 except Garrus is a xenomorph and the shenanigans that ensue
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Hands flying away by Artemis_Crimson for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Oct 2020
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In which they’re lonely, hungry, and apart
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Intron hold by Artemis_Crimson for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
26 Jul 2020
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In which when Javik feels down he bothers Liara to take tissue samples
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A Hard Soul to Save by Decepticonsensual for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
22 Sep 2019
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After Whirl came to live with Cyclonus and Tailgate, he adjusted surprisingly well. Which was to say that over the course of the first six months, he only quit and disappeared without a word to anyone twice.
(Little victories, Cyclonus remembered an old comrade saying on a video screen a lifetime ago. Little victories.)
Whirl is a mystery wrapped in a enigma wrapped in sarcasm and weaponry, but Cyclonus and Tailgate aren't giving up on him without a fight. Or, the story of one couple and their best-friend-slash-biggest-challenge-slash-unanticipated-housemate, and all the misunderstandings, misadventures, and surprises that shape their life together.
(Spoilers through LL25.)
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Spinel and Aquamarine by Artemis_Crimson for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Trollhunters (Cartoon)
12 Oct 2018
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In which gratitude drives him deep
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Immortal Longings (Извечная тоска) by Salllter for deceptigeek
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
31 May 2018
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Если вы застанете его в подходящий момент, то странник может спеть для вас.
- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 385
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 113
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Beneath the mask by Artemis_Crimson for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
12 Feb 2018
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In which she is very very grateful that there are no mirrors
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Found Light by Decepticonsensual for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
02 Jan 2018
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The Festival of Mortilus - the Cybertronian feast of the dead - isn't an easy time for Cyclonus, who remembers all too well the glittering celebrations of the Golden Age... and everything that's changed since. But he's willing to give the celebrations on the Lost Light a try for Tailgate's sake. Turns out, Cyclonus might just have something to teach the crew about the old ways.
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- Part 14 of The Festival of Mortilus
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Lupin & Black Incorporated: The Pyramid of Peril by Decepticonsensual for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2017
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Based on my AU: Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, Gentlemen Adventurers! In which Remus Lupin uses his near-indestructible werewolf nature and his vast knowledge of the Dark Arts to become a globe-trotting cursebreaker and general doer of derring-do. He meets Sirius, wealthy scion of the Black family, while Sirius is having a spot of bother clearing one of the old family properties of Dark creatures, and the two end up going into business (and a few other things) together.
In this installment: Sirius thinks they need a magic carpet. Remus thinks they just need a better way of vetting their clients. But frankly, neither of those things are going to get them out of this pyramid.
Please see the end for more notes about this AU.
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Progress man & the gunsmoke god by Artemis_Crimson for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
15 Nov 2016
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In which Percy becomes aquatinted with divine intervention's lesser-known cousin, demonic interference.
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In which Tula needs a break
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For Science by Decepticonsensual for Enfilade, deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
31 May 2016
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Prowl is Not Happy with Chromedome, and decides to get revenge in classic fashion - sleeping with his ex's best friend. Brainstorm's reaction to this proposition is... unexpected.
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June has always had some curiosity in how her son's extraterrestrial friends function. Ratchet accidentally gives her some insight into a certain aspect of their biology: reproduction.
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Experimenting with the Enemy by Lewdbot (Nitrobot) for deceptigeek
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime
14 Apr 2014
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After a stressful day of old nemeses and close calls, Arcee wants nothing more than to frag herself to blissful sleep. But even in her mind, Starscream is an arrogant little slagger.