Gifts for coldbrewcalico
List of Gifts
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The Gag Gift by VerseandVictoire for MinaLogan, coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2025
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Harry’s not just a good mate—he’s Ron’s best mate. And this Christmas, he proves it by giving a newly minted bloke-loving Ron a one-of-a-kind gift…after personally wrapping Draco up himself.
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Better Late Than Never by VerseandVictoire for MinaLogan, coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2025
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And then Ron realised, with a cold, dizzying clarity, that he really might die like this: trousers at his ankles, sweat dripping, come all over Viktor Krum’s old Quidditch poster—while Viktor himself leaned in the doorway, smirking down at him.
Terribly, horribly unfortunate.
Because Ron wasn’t gay.
OR: Hermione and Viktor are more than happy to help Ron through a crisis of sexuality because the Quidditch posters have been through ENOUGH.
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Luckiest Bastard Alive by emeraldsinthedark for coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2025
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Pansy wants to kiss Hermione.
Hermione wants to kiss Pansy.
Pansy wants to kiss Ron.
Hermione wants to watch Pansy kiss Ron.
Ron just got home from work and has no idea what’s going on.
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Sink or Swim by VerseandVictoire for FrostedFamiliar, coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2025
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Ron nodded, looking down as he scuffed a groove along the concrete with the toe of his shoe. When he looked back up, the intensity in his eyes stole her breath. They were molten crystal blue, scalding. “Do you always do what you’re told, Pansy Parkinson?”
She cleared her throat. “It’s called responsibility, Ronald Weasley. Do you not?”
He smiled, a slow and wicked flash of white. “I always do what I want.”
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Pansy Parkinson’s life is the picture of luxury: the mansion, the parties, the older, powerful husband. But perfection is exhausting—and lonely. Then along comes Ron fucking Weasley, her new pool boy equipped with a smug grin, scandalous swim trunks, and zero regard for boundaries. What starts as teasing turns into temptation, and before she realizes it, Pansy’s falling headfirst into the deep end.
The problem? She never learned how to swim.
And Ron might just be the only one willing to teach her.
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Tits Up by FrostedFamiliar for VerseandVictoire, coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2025
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She still hadn’t said why she was there, and as much as she was lovely to look at, he had a business to run.
“Are you here for a tattoo then? Because depending on the design, you may have to book in and come back another day.”
By “another day” he actually meant in six months time. He had more work than he knew what to do with at the moment and the only reason he’d even been standing around when she came in was because he’d had to turn away his previous customer for turning up drunk.
“Oh, no, I’m actually here to get my nipples pierced.”
Despite not owning a muggle record player, Ron could’ve sworn he heard a record scratch somewhere in the room.
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Ron Weasley pierces Pansy Parkinsons nipples and loses his goddamn mind.
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Just Say When by VerseandVictoire for Kitchenwench, coldbrewcalico, Jessiieb, douniadogood
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jul 2025
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Harry took another step. “I don’t care about the repopulation effort, or Healer Feckley, or breaking the law. I hope you nobly fight this program and free everyone you can. But I want you to look me in the eye and tell me you want a divorce.”
Her head shook before she even realized she was moving, a reflexive denial pulled from somewhere deep in her chest.
Harry’s lips curled faintly. “My eyes are up here, Mi.”
She’d been caught. Heat flared in her cheeks, embarrassment tangling with the sharp, forbidden thrill of breaking her own rules. She dragged her gaze upward, but not before the image of his impressive length—thick and unrepentant—branded itself into her mind. It seared her in ways she wasn’t sure she could recover from.
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What starts as defiance against the Ministry turns into something neither of them can resist. The moment Hermione gives in, there’s no going back.
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After Lucius Malfoy finds out his ungrateful son has cheated on his perfect wife, he comforts his daughter-in-law and keeps her in the family.
Astoria Malfoy is now his.
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Ride & Seek by VerseandVictoire for coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2025
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What do Quidditch players and mechanical bull riders have in common?
They both know how to ride.
And Pansy doesn’t really care about the overlap, so long as Viktor Krum decides to let her ride next.
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The New Lady Malfoy by xitsallinmyheadx for coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Mar 2025
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It's Hermione's first night as Lady Malfoy and Lucius plans to worship his new witch.
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After another one of Hermione's failed dates, Pansy being the good friend that she is, decides to show her that the grass is greener on the other side.
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Every Last Inch of You by cannediceicebabyy for coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Mar 2025
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Hermione should have walked away the first time.
She should have resisted the sharp smirk, the way he prowled instead of walked, the way he looked at her like he already knew exactly how she’d sound when she came undone.
She should have left the moment Lucius Malfoy crowded her against his desk, his fingers slowly tracing the pulse hammering in her throat.
But she didn’t.
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Can I Be Your Man? by TheGardenState for coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Mar 2025
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It was supposed to be the best day of Astoria's life, but why did it feel so wrong?
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Lessons Learned by TheGardenState for knickersandkneazles, coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2025
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Lucius gives his son a lesson on how to please his big (step)sister.
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You’re Telling Me a Ginger Bred This Man? by TheGardenState for Sukimiya, coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2024
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This is dedicated to my dearest Olyra. Without you, I would not have seen the orange light.
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- Part 4 of Saturday Night Bake Off
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Draco Malfoy; A Lucky Man by Maia_Malfoy for coldbrewcalico
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Outlander Series - Diana Gabaldon
16 Dec 2024
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Draco Malfoy doesn't need any persuading to join the Mile High Club and indulge in two of his wife's fantasies.