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An Eldritch Cloud of Floof arrives on Holy Terra! by Floafhammer40k
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000
08 Nov 2025
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An eldritch entity of floof, silliness, and unreasonable amounts of knowledge about random stuff (of which is in a conveniently human form, just with wolf ears, canine incisors, and a floofy tail) has been kicked out of the Warp by the Chaos Gods! What will our beloved sentient cloud do? Why, begin fixing the past 10k years of fuckery that has plagued the Imperium of Man, of course! There will be laughs, anger, violence, and an unhealthy amount of British armoured vehicles returned to service in the Grim Dark Future.
There might also be a story too, I dunno, I'm not that good at these things. :/