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Alastor is wounded and Lucifer just wants to help. He does, and his touch sends Alastor spiraling. Now Alastor wants Lucifer to himself and struggles to cope with his new feelings. It's going to be a cute and awkward ride.
Set between season 1 and 2.
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When Fifi King arrives in Hell, she’s got nothing- no money, no idea why she’s there, and nowhere to go. As she struggles to make her way in this strange new world, she establishes herself in the cutthroat world of Pentagram city, forges new alliances, and finds herself truly falling in love for the first time of her life (or rather, death).
This fic is, at its core, about taking a deeper dive into the lore of the series while also expanding on it while trying to remain as canon-compliant as possible. It also contains romance and horror elements with some light exploration of capitalism, morality, and coming to terms with who you are.
Dead dove: do not eat
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Demons were such pitifully weak creatures that it was laughable. Not many could defend themselves—not against their peers, and especially not when it came to the Exorists, who were specifically modeled to kill such lowly vermin with innate bloodlust and hatred that could rival the KKK and the Nazis in their prime days. It was almost sad to see his people so effortlessly slain, but also infatuating.
Their pitiful cries for help that’ll never come…
Their screams of horror…
Their chokes of final death…
Lucifer loved it.
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Lucifer actually acts like the King of Hell and allows no disrespect, but with problems of his own, he’s blind to the plotting of his downfall occurring behind the scenes that involves a certain radio demon and angel…
And his daughter making a fool out of herself throughout the seven rings isn’t helping matters.
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what if there was a moment when vox's head was torn off. a moment where he was suddenly elsewhere - elsewhen. a moment that we, the audience are familiar with. a moment that changed the directory of alastor's life - or rather, his afterlife.
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what if vox was the demon alastor summoned when he contacted the afterlife? and what if this vox had already experienced everything the audience has seen?welcome to static interference. it's going to be an entertaining ride.
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- Part 1 of Static Interference AU
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Alastor barely escapes certain death at the hands of Adam, but without his staff, he's lost the ability to channel his most deadly powers. The Vees notice his sudden weakness and seize the opportunity to rid themselves of their greatest competitor.
However, what was supposed to be a simple murder turns awry, and Alastor finds himself taken captive by an old friend, who subjects him to evils he's never faced before.
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Many had marked their calendars in anticipation of what they were effectively calling “Judgement Day” for one loathsome sinner. The event itself was rather absurdist, the first of its kind, for no sinner had ever caused such an uproar that they demanded a second Judgement post-mortem.
What punishment, everyone thought, would be fitting for a man who made such history?
Once, this creature was a man whose voice and manner were adored by the many who followed him. Now, he stood alone, chained, and without the strength to raise his head.
“Let the Judgement of the Media Overlord, Vox, commence.”
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My personal take on a post-Season 2 redemption arc for Vox - yes, this is a RadioSilence fic
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Ever since the whole incident with Vox, Alastor had been noticeably absent from his Hotel duties. And so, Lucifer forces him to come down to the lobby.
Unfortunately, he summons him in the middle of a severe panic attack. But Niffty is there to help.
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The night before Vox’s party, Vox and Alastor share a drink. With Alastor as his captive, Vox is certain he has the upper hand. That will soon change.
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"Never make a deal with the bird catcher who lies in wait
He'll know your weakness and cast a line with lure and bait
He knows you wear no armor, nor a protective breastplate
impregnable enough to prevent him from sealing your fate."
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Spiraling further and further in the aftermath of two vicious sexual assaults, Alastor is forced to accept that he needs outside help in order to recover...and to eventually get his revenge.
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Alastor chooses to trust Lucifer as far as he can throw him. Turns out, the king isn't actually that heavy...
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Alastor stumbled into the radio tower, the wail of radio static screeching through the air as his hip glanced the doorframe, sending a fresh wave of pain across his body. His hand clutched his chest, cloth stained the deep maroon of pomegranate, the forbidden fruit. How ironic.
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Alastor makes a deal with Vox and it doesn’t go as planned. Lucifer tries to help.
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With a glare, he left the storage closet, heading toward his studio to start his morning broadcast. It felt like only moments ago that Vox had been at his lowest, drunk at some dive bar, the most hated demon in all of Hell. It must be some divine joke, putting them together during this “trial”. A sort of test of his patience. As Alastor flipped on the lights to the studio, he came to a conclusion.
If he was going to be eternally dead, he might as well take down Vincent with him.
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After the events of season 2, Alastor and Vox are given one last chance at redemption before they are banished from Hell, permanently. Returned to 1933 and placed at the same New Orleans radio station, the two are given one month to address their fatal flaws.
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Vox tries to kill himself.
For better or for worse, he doesn't pull it off. But you know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!
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gentlemen prefer blondes (but I'm not classically trained) by CandyWraptor, FrostbiteFable
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Dec 2025
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"You are shockingly bad at understanding when you're not wanted."
"Maybe. But I do know when I'm useful."-or-
Favors, fighting, and feelings, oh my.
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“Now, the million dollar questions…Who is this killer, assuming it’s someone other than The New Orleans Huntsman? Is he or she still in Louisiana? Have they already fled? Are they sneaking past us right now, under all of our very noses?”
Vincent, unable to help it, turned up the radio, (again). He loved to hear people talk about himself, especially if they had such a lovely tone. He hadn’t caught the host's name, maybe he’d-
“They could be anyone of us. Killer, if you’re listening…”
The voice continued, uncaring of his inner thoughts. He held his breath, almost worried the smooth tongue would slip away forever lest he gave it his full focus.
“Then make yourself known.”
With how the voice had just asked Vincent so prettily?
Oh, he would.
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Vincent has gone down to Louisiana, needing to continue rising through the ranks of stardom across television. But then he ends up meeting Alastor, a local Radio Star with a bad attitude that Vincent would love to fix.
Too bad Alastor liked being difficult.
Oh, and they’re both serial killers, but neither of them know it yet. Who would have thought?
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After a misadventure that led him to the king's room to seek help, he ended up charmed by the king, under a temporary amnesia influence.
Alastor realizes that the king may not be as incompetent and foolish as he seems.
And that his sexual desire is not so absent, only very demanding.
Does the king have the characteristics to stir up his desire?
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Après une mésaventure qui la mené vers la chambre du roi pour quérir de l’aide, il finit charmer par le roi, sous une influence d’amnésie passagère.
Alastor se rend compte que le roi n’est peut-être pas aussi incompétent et imbécile qui ne paraît.
Et que son désir sexuel n’est pas si absent, seulement bien exigeant.
Le roi possède t il les caractéristiques pour attisé son désir ? -
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Alastor and Vox have been, for some reason unknown to the both of them, having sex for the past few months. It always begins and ends the same way: they grind against each other, whether in each other’s laps or with one of them bent over the nearest surface, then Vox comes and they go on their merry way. This arrangement, in spite of the several obvious reasons why it shouldn’t, works. Both of them are generally happy by the end, and they each get what they want: Vox the chance to come within twenty feet of his object of obsession, and Alastor the ability to look at his old friend and see the desperation in his eyes as he ruts to completion.
This is how their unspoken agreement works, and how Alastor would describe it to another person if he was tortured into doing such a thing.
The only problem is.
Alastor.
Might actually want to get off.
Alastor has been avoiding Vox's attempts at getting him off for months on the grounds that he isn't hard; which has worked wonderfully given his particular anatomy doesn't allow him to be. He is however, beginning to see a slight problem.
He may be more interested in sex than he previously thought.
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The hotel can't seem to catch a break. Just a few weeks after Adam's attack, an unwelcome visitor shows up and forces the already weakened Radio Demon further onto the defensive - making him reach out to the King of Hell for aid.
With the hotel still recovering from the fight, and the news of Adam's death spreading, Lucifer finds himself slowly being backed into a corner.
Charlie needs his help.
Alastor needs his help.
The Vees are scheming, taking advantage of Alastor's current state, and for whatever reason the Hazbin Hotel seems to be a key element in their newest plan. A plan that has already begun to unfold.And in the midst of it all Lucifer notices something on top of that: In trying to help Alastor heal, he is making things worse.
So, so much worse.*Planned until the end before the second season started so some things will not fit the new canon events!
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He thought the cameras were the worst of it.
Then they went home.