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Il diavolo e l'acqua santa. Демон и святая вода by incantata1952
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2025
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Я написала эту историю, чтобы рассказать о том, что происходило между флэшбэками и мини-эпизодами, охватывающими период от Эдинбурга 1827 года до момента, когда Азирафель и Кроули встретились в 1967-м, потому что есть нить, которая связывала их все, – и это святая вода. Я хотела как можно точнее придерживаться канона, но, разумеется, с Невыразимыми мужьями мне не удавалось сдержать желание видеть их вместе даже в коротких рассказах, не говоря уже о длинных фанфиках: поэтому здесь присутствовало признание в любви, абсолютно неканонное, и период, в котором Азирафель и Кроули действительно были парой. Еще одна маленькая неканонная деталь: в начале истории Кроули жил не в Мейфэре, а в Блумсбери – по требованиям сюжета.
Кроули снова начал плакать. Он не мог сдержаться. Азирафель был всем, что позволяло ему оставаться целым, не рассыпаться, как ваза, упавшая на пол. Ангел крепко держал его, пока эти ужасные рыдания сотрясали его тело и причиняли боль в груди, и когда он заговорил, его голос клокотал от ярости, с трудом сдерживаемой.
– Этого больше никогда не случится, клянусь тебе. С этого момента я буду делать все, что от меня зависит.
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- Русский
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- 34,785
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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Stocking Fillers by SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2025
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A month of Christmas themed drabbles following the Ineffable XXXmas prompt list. Tags will be updated as I go, but I plan to keep it all family friendly.
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Crowley has been haunted by his own thoughts and memories, unable to stop thinking about his angel.
To clear his mind, goes driving endless rides with his playlist as loud as humanly possible.One day, the Bentley plays a song that wasn't in the queue.
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- English
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- 1,477
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Our Constellation Would Be Incomplete Without You by Evie_Love
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Dec 2025
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After his advice to Muriel, his 10-year-old daughter, to fight back with a punch disastrously backfires, Crowley uproots their life in Edinburgh and moves to London for a fresh start. Crowley takes her to their library’s book reading, where she hopes to find a friend that shares her love of books. The stars grant nebulous wishes as Muriel makes a new friend and Crowley finds himself unexpectedly drawn to the gentle librarian, Aziraphale Phillips. Like the 3 stars of Alpha Centauri, the 3 of them find themselves in a synchronized orbit with one another, their lives beginning to revolve around each other. Crowley helps Aziraphale with his struggles with insomnia, Aziraphale helps Crowley with caretaking, and Muriel attempts to help them realize their feelings.
Muriel: “Do ducks have a bit of the stars in them too? If they do, I think they shine best in their funny beaks or their waddling cross feet.”
Aziraphale: “So, in short, your dad was agreeing that stars are more like people in that way. Some are related, and some are not.”
Crowley: “There’s a little bit of you scattered across the universe staring right back at you everytime you look at the stars.” Reach for the stars and you’ll find home.
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The Ducks at Play by Crafty_Worker
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2025
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We're starting this story where the show left us - let's join Aziraphale for the conversation with Metatron, and explore what happened after...
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A Study In Ineffability by ineffablyeb
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Dec 2025
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Yay first fic! I thought of this in school one day, and since I want to be a chorus teacher myself I thought why not write it, but Good Omens style! Basically Crowley’s an Astronomy major and Aziraphale teaches music at this college. They also used to date for a little while but broke up, and ended up at the same college this year. Boom. Yay be prepared this is really gay and I hope you like it
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Professors
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It Wont Be Like This Forever by sincerely_crow
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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You know it wont be like this - it cant be like this forever
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It's their first autumn post-armageddon-that-wasn't, Crowley is going through the motions of feeling unstable and perhaps a little reckless. They swing between needing to be completely alone and needing to be around quite literally anyone at all times (honestly, it's usually just Aziraphale). Aziraphale never pressures Crowley into talking about things they don't want to, reassures them that they don't ever have to say anything or tell him a thing if they don't want to. But he will always do anything to help if Crowley thinks it's something they need.Things have to fall apart to fall together, but where is that breaking point, and where is the end?
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Don't Dream It. Be It. by EyesOnHisThighs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV) RPF, Good Omens (Graphic Novel)
17 Dec 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a nice life, splitting themselves between the bookshop and their new cottage in the South Downs. They enjoy freedom from worry about interference from Heaven and Hell. After thousands and thousands of years of mutual pining, these two idiots have finally made out and learned how to give themselves absolute pleasure. They spend a lot of time connecting carnally. Crowley takes a new effort out for a spin and within a few weeks, they realize that ALL of Crowley's female-presenting reproductive anatomy is actually in place, leading to two positive lines on a pregnancy test. Lots of sex, lots of domestic fluff, and a bunch of pregnancy shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Parents Timeline
- Part 2 of Ineffable Baby
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Another Night In Bangor by Thinkinginscripts for GlitteringRock
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
13 Dec 2025
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After the whole Second Coming business was sorted out, Aziraphale and Crowley found themselves at a bit of a loose end.
Being cut adrift from both Sides was fantastic - of course it was. But Crowley couldn't help notice the elephant in the room - the fact was, that disasterous kiss in the bookshop hadn't been their first kiss - not by a long shot. Back in 2019, they had kissed (and done a lot more than that) during one spectacular night together at the SIXTH millennial interdisciplinary icebreaker!!! in Bangor, Wales.
So now, Crowley was taking Aziraphale back to Bangor for a weekend away: to remind the Angel what they'd done, what they'd had... and what they could have again.
Of course, he probably shouldn't have left the directions enitrely up to the Bentley.
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Like oil and water by Oddbutharmless
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Dec 2025
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I wrote this story with the idea of exploring what happens in between the flashbacks and the mini-episodes that go from Edinburgh 1827 to the moment Aziraphale and Crowley meet again in 1967, because there’s a thread that ties them all together, and that thread is holy water.
I wanted to stick to canon as much as possible, but obviously, with the Ineffables I can never quite keep my urge to see them together under control, not even in one-shots, let alone in a long fic. So yes, there’s a completely non-canon love confession, and a period where Aziraphale and Crowley are actually a couple.
Another small non-canon detail: at the beginning of the story, Crowley doesn’t live in Mayfair but in Bloomsbury for plot reasons.
The original Italian title is a common saying whose literal translation would be “Like the devil and holy water.” It refers to two opposite, incompatible things or people that repel each other. Since it’s impossible to translate it faithfully into English, I chose an alternative that conveys the meaning of the original expression, though sadly it loses the reference to holy water.The fic is complete, I’ll be posting one chapter every Sunday.
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Il diavolo e l'acqua santa by Oddbutharmless
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Dec 2025
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Ho scritto questa storia con l’idea di raccontare quello che succede tra i flashback e i miniepisodi che vanno da Edimburgo 1827 al momento in cui Aziraphale e Crowley si incontrano nel 1967, perché c’è un filo conduttore che li lega tutti, ed è l’acqua santa. Volevo attenermi al canon il più possibile, ma ovviamente con gli Ineffabili non riesco a tenere a freno la mia voglia di vederli insieme nemmeno nelle one shot, figurarsi in una long: quindi c’è una dichiarazione d’amore assolutamente non canon, e un periodo in cui Aziraphale e Crowley sono effettivamente una coppia. Altro piccolo dettaglio non canon: all’inizio della storia, Crowley non vive a Mayfair ma a Bloomsbury, per esigenze di trama.
La fiction è completa, posterò un capitolo ogni domenica.
Crowley ricomincia a piangere. Non riesce a trattenersi. Aziraphale è tutto quello che gli permette di restare intero, di non frantumarsi come un vaso che cade a terra. L’angelo lo tiene stretto mentre quei singhiozzi terribili lo squassano e gli fanno dolere il petto, e quando parla la sua voce ribolle di rabbia trattenuta a fatica.
“Non succederà mai più, te lo giuro. Farò la mia parte, da adesso in poi.” -
You and I, Stargazing by altsernative, crumblingredsky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
11 Dec 2025
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Crowley arrives at the Johnson Space Center, where he will train for a year to prepare for six months aboard the International Space Station. He is excited. Ready to reach the nebulas. Even though his past military trauma overshadows everything he does. Chaplain Aziraphale, hired three years ago for the brand-new NASA chaplaincy program, finds caring for the astronauts to be a breath of fresh air. Especially since NASA is the latest of a long line of failed parishes in a career directed by his brother, Gabriel.
Their paths collide when Crowley, after suffering a panic attack in a simulation, stumbles into the orbit of Chaplain Aziraphale. Crowley finds unexpected solace and acceptance in their relationship, and Aziraphale begins to believe he can be more than the subservient chaplain his family expects. It remains to be seen whether they can truly find their way together through the stars.
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A Conversation in the Bentley by Modest_Timelord
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley in the Bentley.
A conversation.
About music.It’s really short by the way.
Kudos and comments mean a lot so thanks so much!!! x
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Just You and I by L3sbianomens
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Nov 2025
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What do I think Aziraphale and Crowley will get up to after season 3? I hope it's clearing up misunderstandings, coming to terms with what it truly means to be free, a gross amount of domestic bliss, and making up for 6,000 years of yearning with a lot of very gay sex.
A continuation of a much shorter cannon adjacent/cannon compliant season 3 fic that I posted last February.
Title from You and I by Queen. If I could pick the song to close out the movie, this would be it.
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- Part 2 of Come Rain or Come Shine
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Diary of a Bentley by Inicaz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Nov 2025
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From the flagship of a large 1930s London dealership to car of one of most active demons on Earth. The events of last century about Crowley and his Angel narrated from a privileged point of view: the Bentley.
Hello hello hello! This was my first fic ever! Originally written between January and February 2024 and now translated in English.
As usual I'm not a native English writer or speaker (I'm italian), so I apologize in advance if there will be errors or oddities :)Enjoy your reading and be patient with my English 😁
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Aziraphale is pulled back to earth to fix what he broke
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Driver's Ed by ModernDayKlutz for anna_bird
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Nov 2025
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In 1930, Crowley buys the Bentley and learns there's a first time for everything, even something he thinks will be easy.
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A trip to the garden centre for our ineffable husbands. What's the worst that could happen?
On Completely and Utterly and Absolutely Unbiased Reviews, No, Really, They Are
u/cross_iwasgrumpy wrote:Wow! This series is amazing! A whole three(!) stories making up an epic saga!! The depictions of IKEA and Tesco's, the mentions of customers and shopping lists, general chaos and its chaotic chaos effects. If you're looking for the definitive Domestic Bliss series, this is the number one! (I've never met the author in my life. Honest.)
Rated ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
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- Part 4 of Domestic Bliss
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After the Armageddon-that-wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale are left to deal with the lingering stress. Crowley doesn't ask for the help he needs, but what else is new?
ALSO (I'm putting this on all my works, now, so please don't feel targeted if you already asked before this was added) -- BEFORE YOU ASK, I WILL NOT ACCEPT COMMISSIONS OF MY WORKS. WHILE I AM FLATTERED THAT SOME PEOPLE WANT TO, I WILL TURN THEM DOWN, FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS I DO NOT WISH TO DISCLOSE. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS SUGGESTIONS YOU HAVE FOR OTHER WORKS, OR SUGGESTIONS FOR CHANGES TO EXISTING ONES, FEEL FREE TO LEAVE COMMENTS (you can also reach out to me on discord if you really want to, but I'm not as good about replying there -- sambrekker).
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- Part 9 of Azicrow's Abundance of Ineffable Fics
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Kay's Ineffable Kinktober 2025 by DallianceKay, SeaweednPeanuts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Nov 2025
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Ineffable Kinktober - 2025
No idea how many of these I will do!
I'll note a rating for each chapter (most will be E - I expect!) and any TW etc.Series
- Part 19 of Kay's fics with Dom/sub (A/c) undertones+