16 Works in Seti II of Egypt/Tausret of Egypt

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    Inspired by South Park Season 17 - Black Friday trilogy. The Bronze Age figures prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping. Black Friday is almost here, and the battle for the new Total War games is heating up. Warrior Princess Tausret's betrayal has left Amenmesse out for revenge. The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The Bronze Age figures are divided over which new Total War game language version to play, and a violent battle will determine whether the Japanese or Korean version will be the winner.

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    WARNING: This lyrical fiction may contain anachronism.

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    A parody of the French reality show, Les Ch'tis vs les Marseillais, Tausret and Amenmesse face a new conflict. Tausret, backed by Seti, views this as a Nubian birthright—a logical and archaeological solution to their Libu problem. She demands that Amenmesse hand over the southern key. Amenmesse, with Memnon at his side, is convinced this is a Northern trick, a ploy to seize Kushite heritage and leave the south defenseless against the Sea Peoples. He believes the power belongs to the south and demands that Tausret relinquish the northern key.

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    Sun Shangxiang falls under Zheng Jiang's hypnotism and wakes up in Nineveh. When Ninurta-apal-Ekur, Aeneas, and Ramesses appear, Shangxiang is relieved to see that she is not alone. But her joy is short-lived, as the trio act oddly and are gender-swapped as the young women—just where has she been transported to?

    The universe contents: Modern Era, Mild Mythology, and Gender Changes

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    Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. This part focuses primarily on privates Ninurta-apal-Ekur and Ea-nasir, nicknamed "Wing" and "Copper" respectively, who struggle under their abusive drill instructor, Archery Sergeant Irsu.

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    In the days that follow, the fictions presented at the contest begin to bleed into reality.
    - Adad-shuma-usur's "famously rude letter" is leaked to the public, causing a genuine diplomatic firestorm between Babylon and the incensed Assyrian court.
    - Whispers grow louder that Suppiluliuma II, the humiliated favorite, is now taking his own scouting fiction—a tale of Hittite dominance and unyielding strength—as a blueprint for "real-world" action against his rivals.
    - Meanwhile, scattered coastal towns report seeing unfamiliar ships on the horizon, their designs eerily similar to the descriptions in Irsu's "ruthless guide to the Sea Peoples invasion."

    Who's one of the winners?

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    In a satirical, modern-day Bronze Age where dynasties are run like corporations and political disputes are settled in mall food courts, the tech-obsessed Pharaoh Seti II launches "Pokémon: BRONZE"—a wildly popular augmented reality game. The catch? It’s a secret government surveillance program designed by his shrewd Chancellor Bay to track and pacify the populace. The entire scheme threatens to collapse when Seti, its biggest fan, accidentally targets the game’s first "Legendary" catch: his estranged, protest-leading brother, Amenmesse, lives in the middle of Cairo's busiest shopping mall.

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    A brightly lit living area. Adad and Priam are engrossed in a game of tennis on a large TV screen, their movements mimicking swings with their controllers. Suppi is focused on a bowling alley displayed on another, smaller screen. Seti and Tausret are excitedly unboxing a new multiplayer game, Super Mario Party™ Jamboree – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition.

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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    The middle-aged President will be dead, and Egypt is calling out for a new leader. In the modern-day and genderswapped parody of Total War: Pharaoh, uncover a breathtakingly vibrant recreation of modern-day Egypt during its last golden age and experience the dramatic events that threaten its destruction. Can you rise above your adversaries to become Egypt’s last great President and stand against the collapse of an iconic modern life?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    The middle-aged President will be dead, and Egypt is calling out for a new leader. In the modern-day and genderswapped parody of Total War: Pharaoh, uncover a breathtakingly vibrant recreation of modern-day Egypt during its last golden age and experience the dramatic events that threaten its destruction. Can you rise above your adversaries to become Egypt’s last great President and stand against the collapse of an iconic modern life?

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    Ea-nasir accidentally travels to the Late Bronze Age collapse to meet the opposite-gendered peeps. In addition to Mesopotamian RPF (including The Epic of Gilgamesh), the fanfic mainly spoofs Total War: Pharaoh and also refers other fandoms such as Rome: Total War & Total War: Rome Remastered (featuring War Elephants), SMITE (Gilgamesh, Ishtar), and Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty (featuring Hong Jing), as well as events (amidst the Battle of Djahy) such as the 2024 Summer Olympics.

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    24,540
    Chapters:
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    Ea-nasir accidentally travels to the Late Bronze Age collapse to meet the opposite-gendered peeps. In addition to Mesopotamian RPF (including The Epic of Gilgamesh), the fanfic mainly spoofs Total War: Pharaoh and also refers other fandoms such as Rome: Total War & Total War: Rome Remastered (featuring War Elephants), SMITE (Gilgamesh, Ishtar), and Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty (featuring Hong Jing), as well as events (amidst the Battle of Djahy) such as the 2024 Summer Olympics.

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    Ramesses and his friends are attending the scout event. However, the cheated Sea Peoples, led by Iolaos, threaten to launch a deadly attack on the scouting college.

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    Hugely inspired by tarot, Total War Pharaoh is set in the late Bronze Age era, focusing on the turbulent time during the 19th dynasty of Ancient Egypt following the death of Pharaoh Merneptah and the civil war that followed.

    What if it were set in a mythical fantasy?
    What if it might be an alternative history?
    What if the barbarians were "terrorists"?

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    5,337
    Chapters:
    7/7
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    Inspired by an ancient Chinese folktale.
    Merneptah (as the Jade Emperor) announces the great zodiac race, in which the years on the calendar are named for each animal-associated warlord in the order they reach the Emperor. To get there, the warlords have to cross the River Nile.

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    1
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    11

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