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A curious Deidara repeatedly attempts to look under Hiruko's mask and gets a lot more than he bargained for.
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Uchiha Sasuke had always prided himself on his strength. After all, what is an Uchiha without their strength? Their kekkai genkai? Their clan name and insignia?
That pride is what drove him mad, forcing himself to abandon his village and those he loved in hopes of regaining some semblance of sanity. The fact that Orochimaru branded him with a curse mark and hearing voices in his head doesn’t help matters out either, but then again his life was always full of suffering so what makes a difference.
If he could somehow put a stop to Orochimaru and the Akatsuki’s shenanigans as well as seeking out the truth regarding everything he’s known, well that’s part of the journey, isn’t it?
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Поняв, что в родной деревне ловить нечего, Дейдара сбегает из неё, взорвав между делом, и отправляется в странствия, надеясь увековечить своё искусство в мире. Он не ожидал, что к нему присосется пиявка.
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The last thing Deidara expected Sasori to do upon being hugged is freeze up. Naturally, he had to tease. “What? Never been hugged?”
Instead of stabbing him for the audacity Sasori bent head. “I…”, he trailed off, before admitting with atypical uncertainty. “Actually no…”
“As I thought, hmm”, Deidara exulted, clearly not thinking. “Seeing how you froze up I was sure –”, broke off in the middle of the sentence, brain finally catching up.
Then, in Deidara’s typical fashion, he exploded.
“WHAT”
Five times Deidara hugged Sasori and one time he was hugged back.
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A simple Deidara Lives AU
Featuring
-Deidara stirring the pot
-Plenty of gayness sparsed throughout
-General chaos, explosions, and mayhem
-Exploration of Deidara's personality, goals, and background
-BAMF Deidara (not op, just smarter than he gets credit for in-universe)
-New art.Series
- Part 1 of Akatsuki AU's
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 741
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 34
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Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi, and Kisame have to team up to extract critical intel from nowhere else but a high-end strip club. Chaos, seduction, and unexpected sparks fly as the Akatsuki’s most unconventional mission unfolds.
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- Part 1 of Akatsuki Missions
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Deidara is human. His body is going through changes. What good a Master would Sasori be if he didn't properly take care of his puppets?
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In a world where the past and future collide, one ninja's art could be the key to salvation—or annihilation.
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Deidara travels to the past and meets Team 7.
Note: If it sounds a bit robotic, it's because I used AI to translate it since I wrote it in my native language and my English sucks.
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Sakura discovers the truth about Itachi on her own and lies to everyone about it.
Sasuke is surprised to find his own teammate at the end of his katana outside of Konoha.
Itachi is trying hard to stay alive for giving his brother the chance to kill him, not knowing that there is someone trying to save him for a change.
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Slice of life where Kakuzu is a single dad with four children and Hidan just so happens to live next door.
Stuff happens.Drabbles about moments throughout the years of their relationship.
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Newest chapter: Year 0: Trick and TreatSeries
- Part 1 of Of Neighbors and Family
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Deidara did not like talking about his upbringing. He didn't want the sympathy or the pitying looks. He especially did not want it getting credit for his obsession with destruction, violent outbursts or need for approval. For his art. That was all him, thank you very much.
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Deidara grows up, becomes a missing nin, joins the Akatsuki and somehow manages to find purpose along the way.
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The akatsuki missunderstanding Deidara's feelings for Itachi in turn makes Itachi overthink about the blonde.
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“Accept it, you’ve lost the fight”, Kankuro exulted, chin up and eyes glimmering with arrogance. “Both of you” he added, injudiciously, unease coiling in the pit of stomach signalizing that snide remark was better off kept behind teeth.
Snicker confirmed the hunch. “Has the Suna sun hit you in the head? Is that why you’re so pridefully blind?”, Deidara, out of all people, had a nerve to mock, voice muffled from within the puppet but clear enough to unsettle. “Or you’re all slow-witted in that hellhole?”
“Let’s not act obtuse. If Sasori were serious we wouldn’t be having this conversation”
Missing scene after Sasori is sealed away. Kankuro and Deidara talk.
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Deidara died. He should have been dead after activating his C0 and killing himself and, hopefully, Sasuke Uchiha.
So why the hell is he alive, and worse yet, in the body of a useless baby!? Where is he? And this is the Fourth Hokage!?!?
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Itachi Uchiha, an ANBU shinobi from Konoha, goes undercover in a mercenary network poised to destabilize the shinobi world. His mission is simple: infiltrate, identify the threat, and survive. Then he meets Deidara — volatile, clever, and impossible to ignore.
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There’s a big gape in the ground; a hole bigger than their local football stadium and he has no idea how it’s been here for decades and no one has found it yet-
Well. Yet.
The blond man behind him finally blink his eyes open and stares at other man who is busy stitching him up so he would no longer bleed out. With a voice so husky and so, so slurred, he says.
“You’re beautiful.”
Deidara bursts out laughing as Sasuke glares and slaps the man unconscious again.
“What an idiot.”
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In another lifetime, Deidara was a teenager forcibly conscripted by Akatsuki before he was partnered with Sasori. They’re like oil and vinegar; they may not mix well together on their own, but they’re complementary when you trap them together in a small container and violently shake them around.
In this lifetime, where Sasori never defected from Suna, Deidara was a wild urchin surviving on the streets in Iwa when he met a quiet man with crimson hair and firefly eyes, and was given a meat bun and a cookie. They say you should never feed the wildlife; it makes them dependent on humans. (And the two of them are still oil and vinegar, best trapped and violently shaken together.)
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- Part 2 of Feeding Two Wolves
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The eyes forged by the cruel flames of war became soft, almost sweet under the dim orange lighting of the silver candlesticks. He smiled, as a statue would smile for the first time.
"A fresh start, hm?"
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- Part 3 of Mpreg Collection
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Naruto Uzumaki is just a regular teenager who loves hanging out with his friends, eating junk food with his friends, and doing stupid things. Something that makes him different is how he has never believed in anything supernatural. All of his friends love the idea of it, but, he always has to rain on their parade. He’s the type of person to believe in lots of things and be extremely gullible but, he never once believed in Vampires. His parents always told him stories featuring these beings but Naruto never believed. He starts to second guess his opinion on these creatures once some strange things start to happen.
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Deidara tossed his duffel on the bed and immediately scowled at the laminated Welcome to Recovery! brochure on the pillow.
He flipped it over. Someone had scribbled in the corner:
They take your vapes but not your will to die. – S
He smirked.
At least someone here had taste.