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Hermione Granger, once the bright young witch determined to change the world, is now a woman carrying the weight of it on her shoulders. Five years after the war, Hermione has endured heartbreak, disillusionment, and the exhausting work of rebuilding—not just the wizarding world, but herself as well. Her life is finally beginning to feel like the one she had envisioned for herself when Neville Longbottom asks her to marry him. However, that fragile future begins to crack with the arrival of Neville’s Best Man. As old wounds reopen and long-kept secrets rise to the surface, Hermione is forced to reevaluate the life she’s worked so hard to build, and the people she wants in it.
A slow-burn Dramione/Nevione love triangle exploring redemption, obsession, and the cost of getting everything you thought you wanted.
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A curse steals exactly six months from Draco Malfoy's memory.
The exact period he fell in love with Hermione Granger.
Now she has to watch the man she loves look at her like a stranger, while he discovers evidence of a life that terrifies him: Muggle restaurants, shared toothpaste, and photographs of himself... happy.A Dramione Christmas Story.
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Crookshanks and the Christmas Surprise by antebellum13
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2025
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Crookshanks has a Christmas surprise for Hermione and Severus.
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* New uploads every Wednesday and Sunday *
A new prophecy has irked The Dark Lord. It speaks of a woman, lost in time after the unfortunate use of an unstable Time-Turner, who will return to finish the task Harry Potter could not five years ago. The grim responsibility of killing Hermione Granger falls to Draco Malfoy, who has grown numb and void of motive or emotion.
Meanwhile, Granger remains stranded in ancient times with only fragments of memory, no wand, and no way home. Her sole companion is a perpetually moody (yet affectionate) ginger cat with a pronounced disdain for blonde men.
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Upon discharge from Azkaban, Draco is assigned to community service for 1 year with a ghost from his past.
Welcome to my first fic! I would love to hear your thoughts as you go on this journey with me (and our favorite idiots in love)! I'd love to connect on IG: @beckysbooktok
Enjoy the ride!
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- Part 1 of Prince to Parole
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The world is not what it once was. Millions dead. Millions risen. Those who survived are sheltered in pre-built "zones", protecting them from the mindless beings that now roam the planet.
Told through extensive interviews and detailed journal entries, this report provides a detailed account of the months preceding the takeover of the Infected, and the days following. It is intended to be a point of learning, to prevent repeated mistakes being made.
All copies should be returned to the Union, or destroyed.
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Dating Draco Malfoy was supposed to be the fun part. And Hermione Granger finally had the dream setup: colleague turned friend turned toe-curling lover, all wrapped in one gorgeous package. She was ready for lazy Sundays, morning shags, and maybe even splitting a library card.
Then, Narcissa Malfoy found out.
Now, between staged outings and absurd Pureblood traditions, Hermione has to wonder: is surviving Narcissa's matchmaking madness worth it? Because there's love, and then there's (societal) war.
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- Part 2 of The Agenda Verse
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Pansy treats Crookshanks like the King he is.
Pansy goes on an adventure with a gang of other misfits to rescue a Malfoy heirloom from wasting away. Will Pansy finally get the jewels? Or does she stumble upon more along the way?
Pansy POV with fluff galore and the tiniest amount of angst.
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Draco Malfoy and the Wrongfully Rejected Handshake by Adaline_Gold
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2025
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Draco Malfoy lived a charmed life. He had devoted parents, loyal friends, and anything a boy could dream of. Very little was expected of him; bring honor to his family, be the best in everything he did, and follow the rules set out for Malfoy men. His mother taught him kindness and compassion. His father taught him strength and dignity. He is from the most prestigious family in the Wizarding World. He is rich. He is a wizard. And he is loved. What else could he ask for in life?
During the summer before his first term at Hogwarts, the veil over his eyes begins to slip and he sees parts of his father and his inner circle that has Draco questioning what it really means to be a Malfoy man and if his father is right to not lead by example. Does Draco follow his father blindly or find his own way?
At school, a series of events leads Draco, and his two best friends, on a quest for answers revolving around the Boy Who Lived, the First Wizarding War, and a botched bank robbery.
A rewrite of the Philosopher's Stone from Draco's POV.
The events are the same, but you get to see what was going through his mind the entire time.
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A Very Merry Crookshanks by teh_kris_eh, Yulefest - a Podfic by Cailynwrites for teh_kris_eh
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2025
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Fred Weasley is determined to do two things this holiday season:
1. Woo Hermione Granger, the witch he's fancied for years.
2. Make sure said witch has a happy holiday season.Pity he didn't account for a certain ginger half-kneazle that is bound and determined to wreck his plans...
Podfic of A Very Merry Crookshanks by teh_kris_eh, Yulefest.
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- Part 12 of A Very Pairy Christmas 2025
- Part 77 of A Very Pairy Christmas (31 Days of Podfics)
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In The Name Of Thy Dragon Snape by FromBlackToViolet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
11 Dec 2025
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AU: If Draco Malfoy was the love child of one Severus Snape. What would happen if Severus raised a dark-haired potion whiz Draco Snape, who's just like his father by being obsessively in love with a muggleborn witch. How would things change and play out if he follows into this father's footstep by being a spy to protect the people he holds dear. What's this with Millicent Bulstrode and Draco Snape being head boy and head girl, despite Hogwarts being under the realm of Lord Voldemort and Severus as headmaster? Why does Millicent glare at Draco Snape so like she either wants to kill or kiss him? What this with harry potter missing and Hermione Granger dead? Why does it feel like Hermione Granger is closer than we think...
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"I wish it was easier to kiss you on the mouth
Like it is to work hard and earn an honest wage.
You're not always fair to me like I wish you would be.
He's the one who left. I'm the one who stayed." -Penny & Sparrow
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Eight years after the war, Hermione Granger wants nothing more than to start over, beginning with her new job as Potions Master at Hogwarts. She's delighted when McGonagall offers her the job on the spot. The only catch? She needs a peer mentor, and her only option is her former enemy.Eight years after the war, Draco Malfoy wants nothing more than to forget the past. He throws himself into his work and social life, hoping to outlive the infamy he and his family gained in the war and repay an accrued debt. All appears to be on track until a character from his past re-enters his life, dragging up old memories every time she's near.
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The Wand of Merlin has been discovered and only one can be the heir. But with the Wand comes a marriage contract written in blood magic, and Hermione has no choice but to fulfill it.
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After Hermione's world crumbles with a divorce, she moves to Hogwarts with her two children and cat. She's unaware of what - or who - is expecting her there.
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The Cat Came Back by littleLadyPeach for forestofwillow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2025
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When Snape comes back to Hogwarts, he is targeted and purrsued by Hermione Grangers cat, Crookshanks. What started off as an innocent display of affections, snowballed into a series of unfurgettable events and a start of a new friendship. 🐾
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After being branded with the Dark Mark on his sixteenth birthday, Draco Malfoy is sent by Narcissa to a small Muggle town in France to experience one last "normal" summer before his dark mission begins. Disguised as a wizard named "Drake," he unexpectedly runs into Hermione Granger, who is spending a final, unbeknownst to them, summer holiday with her parents. Without the weight of their past or Draco's inherited prejudices, they explore the possibility of friendship and fall in love. However, their newfound bond is threatened as the secret of Draco's true identity is revealed. Offering a retelling of books 6 and 7, with a promise of hope and, of course, a happily ever after.
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Snape finds out about Harry's detentions with Umbridge when Harry faints and is not happy, to say the least. They end up getting a better understanding of each other. (also on wattpad)
(guys drarry is endgame i promise its just a VERY slow burn, be patient <3)
EVERYTHING BUT THE PLOT BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING (shes a bitch i hate her)
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Draco is finally ready to tell Hermione what he wants for Christmas… but Crookshanks has absolutely no interest in letting that happen. 🥷🏻
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Darkest Nights by AnARTskii, Echo_puff for your mom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
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The Battle in the Chamber of secrets goes differently.
Equipped with less than needed knowledge of the outside world, Tom spares no time with idle chatter to get rid of the celebrity runt that shows up to stop his monster.
It ends in a strange situation, where a horcrux, basilisk venom and phoenix blood mix to perform a never before seen feat of magic and save the boy who lived’s life, while leaving a scar that grew five times it’s original size.Now thrust back into a world, half blind and yet not , Harry must go through yet another year full of maniacs that want him dead, while balancing thoughts that don’t quite seem his own and a new friend by the name of Rabastan that seems to know more than he lets on
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In the aftermath of the Great Annihilation that devastated London, the sun vanished, replaced by an endless perpetual winter, entombing a conquered Britain in an unyielding mantle of snow. For Hermione Granger, who built a new life after the war, an attack in Times Square becomes a trap, forcibly summoning her back to a homeland frozen solid under the tyrannical Ciceron Doctrine. Stripped of her past and imprisoned for saving Muggles, her only escape from the hell of Azkaban is to serve the new regime's militarized Enclave, a life sentence under the command of its coldest and most powerful general: Praetor Draco Malfoy. In a world where warmth is a memory, she must learn to survive in his shadow, where the only thing more dangerous than the cold is the truth it preserves.