20 Works in 關雲長ㅣThe Lost Bladesman (2011)

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    Chinese title: 繞樹三匝,何枝可依? (circled the tree three times; which branch could he find to rest?)

    Their eyes met again. There was a line, Yunchang knew, from the ancients: one glance that seemed to stretch out to a thousand years. He could almost feel Cao Mengde’s breath on his neck, could almost feel his heartbeat pressing against his own wrist, right where his pulse sat underneath the thin skin.

    Finally, he turned away. Another few taps of the controls, and his own ship turned, and moved aside.

    “The way is clear.” Yunchang’s voice was barely loud enough to be heard by his own ears, and definitely not enough for the mics to pick up.

    Still, he knew that Cao Mengde could hear.

    Cao Cao lost a battle. Guan Yu guarded the wormhole that would allow him to escape. This is an ending already one carved on bones millennial ago, but in this hollow emptiness of space, they wrote it again in blood.

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    老福特太瘋了
    只好放這裡

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    Chinese title: 《雨天读孟,唯有礼仁智》 (studying Mencius on a rainy day; I find only etiquette, humanity, and wisdom.)

    It is said: for the want of strong generals, Cao Cao lost the war. It is said: for the want of clever strategists, Cao Cao lost the war.

    A twist of fate: Guo Jia survives his illness, and the Battle of the Red Cliffs goes very differently.

    And now it will be said: it is a pity that good men are rarely wise men; if they were so, they would not die for unworthy lords.

    (Subtitle: “A Treatise on Loyalty and Worthy Leadership.”)

    Complete.

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    Kongming looked at her and did not love her, but he respected her enough that he would rather not see her bruised and broken. Though nothing she would ever say would change his mind regarding any of his beliefs and opinions, he respected her enough to understand that she had wishes and desires and thoughts of her own, all of which had nothing to do with him. He looked at her like she was a person, wholly within herself.

     

    What luck Yueying had, to have found Kongming; to have found a man who looked at her and did not mind that she did not exist merely to serve him.

    Yueying had been taught: she was born with wrists too weak for swords and a mind suited only for the cleverness of wives, and she should never strive for anything more. Kongming knew: without frame and without brace, the spine would only break in a coming storm.

    Subtitled: “A Treatise on the Cages Made from Confucian Gender and Class Roles, With Special Emphasis on Privilege.”

    Sequel to both like sleeves, like limbs and for husband, for king. Please read those first, or the plot won’t make much sense. The series link is below.

    Complete.

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    어느 비 오는 날, 세상의 이치에 대해 이야기하는 조조와 관우, 그리고 그 후일담.

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    He looked down at his hands. The words that came to him before he succumbed rose again:

    I can’t, my lord. I can’t, for my hands are too small and my wrists too weak to hold onto both the weight of my office and the width of his body.

    His breath hitched. “What use is an officer,” he said finally, “who cannot stand beside you, my lord, due to the failings and needs of their body?”

    Legends and myths are made for the grand, great men; the heroes whose tales and feats are recorded in history. For the seconds of those men, they must make do with sacrifices, with smaller deeds.

    Or, “Five Times Zhang Wenyuan Denied His Heats for Cao Cao's sake, and One Time He Gave In.” A companion fic to like sleeves, like limbs. Please read that first.

    Subtitled: “A Treatise on Confucian Roles of Class and Gender Using ABO and Porn, With Extra Exploration on the Nature of Loyalty.”

    Complete.

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    Сосна корабельная и читерские лесные феи

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    Cao Cao did nothing wrong

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    Guan Yu was a lie; Guan Yu did not exist. There was only Yunchang, little more than the shell of a body that did not fit and could not be. Honour and duty had caged him but he had never once cast himself into full-dark; his hands were wrapped around the bars, imprinting the feel of their solidity to his bones even as he stared outside.

    This was what he knew: Cao Cao wanted Guan Yu, for the warrior was a useful chess piece. Only Guan Yu’s wings were considered beautiful enough that, when torn and dried, they were considered worthy enough to decorate the web that the spider constantly wove.

    They said: omegas are best as concubines, rarely worthy of being wives. They said: bodies like theirs belong far from the battlefield.

    Guan Yunchang held honour and duty and pride close and tight, and so knew extent of his lies. Cao Mengde, however, understood the vulnerability of ink, and how water could wear through even the strongest stone.

    Subtitled: “A Treatise on Confucian Gender Roles Using ABO and Porn.”

    Complete.

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    Chinese title: 賠了将军又折兵 (to lose the general and cripple the army)

    Guan Yu was dressed in nylon-spun cloth, a sharp contrast to the Earth-woven silk that draped around Mengde’s own wrists. There was blood on his face but no wounds. His lips, Mengde noticed, would be plush if not for the thin line he had made them into; a sign of rebellion incongruous to his bowed head. The skin on the back of his neck, peeking through his sweeping tail of hair, was stained with a streak of red brighter than drying blood. Slick like oil, and just as unnatural against his fury-pale skin.

    Laid there beside his knees was an offering much like Guan Yu himself: his famous long glaive, the peach wood - from the same tree under which he had made his vows to Liu Bei - broken, splinters shining dull under the white light of the ship.

    Guan Yu and Cao Cao in space. Plot and side characters taken from Romance of the Three Kingdoms, with special relevance to the Red Cliff episode.

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    Guan Yu is no stranger to sex. Or, well, he knows the mechanics.

    ... Ish.

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    Submission cannot be taken, only granted.

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    Guan Yu’s skill and reputation his to command, but more than that, the thought of him on his knees before Cao Cao, the normal defiance in his eyes quieted to respect. Cao Cao wanted his fealty, but he wanted it willingly

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    During freezing winter night on the Wuzhang Plains, two of the greatest warlords of the Three Kingdoms share a bed to survive until morning.

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    베이즈와 치루트 팬에게 주어지는 의무라고 하는 환생+인연물을 의도하고 작업을 시작했는데,
    결과적으로는 강문과 견자단 필모로 작은 연결고리를 지닌 짧은 메모 모음이 되어버린 결과물.
    고민을 좀 해봤는데 역시 지금 이 상태가 딱 적당한 듯 해서, 여기까지만.
    각 부분은 다음과 같습니다.
    1: '명장 관우' 베이스를 잡고, 삼국지연의 관련 (빈약한) 지식을 섞어쓴, 조조와 관우의 짧은 대화.
    2: '양자탄비'와 '정무풍운' 크로스오버. 1920년대 후반에서 30년대 초반 가정으로 장목지x진진
    3: '로그 원' 진과의 만남~스톰트루퍼 레이드 사이의 베이즈와 치루트

    As a spiritassassin fan, I wanted to write an obligatory(!) reincarnation story, but the end result became a loosely connected collection of three short pieces, involving the films from the filmographies of Jiang Wen and Donnie Yen. (Although I doubt anyone would go the extra miles to read works in languages other than their own and/or English) I tried to tag accordingly (and warn anyone beforehand) to the best of my knowledge.
    Each part deals with:
    1. The conversation between Cao Cao and Guan Yu, based on "the Lost Bladesman," added with some of my weak knowledges of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"
    2. Crossover of "Let the Bullets Fly" and "Legend of the Fists," set in Shanghai, some time in late 1920s and early 1930s; "Porky" Jang x Chen Zhen
    3. The conversation between Chirrut and Baze after their first encounter with Jyn.

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    한국어
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    10
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