Fix-it (!) December
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Thorin naps, wonders what birds talk about with each other and Bilbo has problems with Thorin's clothes.
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- Part 1 of Fix-it (!) December
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Bilbo, Nori, and the Royal Arse (and how they tapped that) by alkjira
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jan 2015
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Bilbo is in love with Nori and Thorin.
Nori is in love with Bilbo and Thorin (even if he wouldn't entirely put it like that, because he's a bit nervous about that particular L word)Thorin... Thorin can't manage to pay Bilbo a compliment without insulting her. And she thinks Nori couldn't have a serious relationship even if his life depended on it.
But yes, she's in love with Nori and Bilbo. Even if she won't admit it to herself.Which means that Bilbo and Nori have some work to do.
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- Part 2 of Fix-it (!) December
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Kíli's got this one customer who keeps stopping by to buy wreaths.
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- Part 3 of Fix-it (!) December
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When Thorin revealed that Bilbo had talked him into being Santa for a party thrown by Bilbo’s cousin it was hilarious.
When Thorin revealed that Fíli had to join him as an Elf or else it was considerably less funny.Series
- Part 4 of Fix-it (!) December
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“And none of you can see it?” Bilbo asked. He pointed to the furry little creature and it responded by yawning and curling up into a ball. “Are you really sure that you can’t?”
No one would look him in the eye.
“I’m not crazy,” Bilbo protested. “I’m not. There’s a hamster. Right there.”
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- Part 5 of Fix-it (!) December
- Part 8 of Animal AUs
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Dís hasn't seen her sons or her brother in what feels like forever. Maybe she shouldn't be surprised that things have changed a little since they left Ered Luin.
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Back in Erebor with their loved ones there are two simple plans forming.
Dís is on a mission to get to know the ones said loved ones love and Víli is on a mission to get grandchildren, because dammit he’s not getting any younger.Series
- Part 6 of Fix-it (!) December
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The look Thorin gave him was very dismayed and Bofur found it very sweet.
“It’s Christmas, you need a tree.”
“I think your tree is big enough for both of us,” Bofur remarked, glancing back at it. Then he snickered. “Oh, Thorin,” he said with a breathy voice. “Your Christmas tree is so big. And, um, erect?”
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- Part 7 of Fix-it (!) December
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In the first part of the Bunny Saga: Thorin and the Bunnies - (Or: Let’s pretend it isn’t.)
we follow Thorin as a strangely familiar rabbit show up in Erebor. And it will soon be apparent that it's not alone.The Bunny Saga is finished with two parts and a total of eight chapters and will be posted over the next four days, (finishing on the 10th) two chapters per day.
Art by fishsicle in later chapters. (It's amazing)
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- Part 8 of Fix-it (!) December
- Part 9 of Animal AUs
- Part 1 of The Bunny Saga
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Festival of Lights by alkjira for InsanitysxCreation
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Dec 2014
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“You’re not a bad boyfriend. Unless you let the curtains catch on fire.”
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- Part 9 of Fix-it (!) December
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Knocks on the head can't knock you up by alkjira for FoxDragon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
14 Dec 2014
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For the prompt:
'A few people have done the -male hobbits can have babies and the dwarves have a hard time understanding/accepting/believing Bilbo is in the family way trope, that idea turned around. Dwarves can have mpreg and Thorin is knocked up and Bilbo just doesn't believe it. Thinks maybe his dear dwarf got hit on the head a bit hard during bofa perhaps.'
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- Part 10 of Fix-it (!) December
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Five Times Bilbo Fell and One (Two) Time(s) he fell in love by alkjira
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
16 Dec 2014
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It started in the Shire when Bilbo fell off his pony.
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- Part 11 of Fix-it (!) December
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"Dori, no. Never trust dogs." Nori shot Dwalin a dark look. "Probably looking to eat Ori."
Dwalin assumed that Ori was the kitten as it meeped and hid behind the larger of the two cats.
"I don't want to eat anyone," Dwalin grumbled. "Follow me, at least if you don't want to sleep in the snow tonight."
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- Part 12 of Fix-it (!) December
- Part 10 of Animal AUs
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“No, no, no,” Frerin protested as he backed away, trying to get to the door.
“Yes, yes, yes,” Dís insisted. “Víli has the flu which means that he thinks he’s dying and I need a couple of hours of uninterrupted time or I might sell my children- no give my children away to any random person who knocks on the door. I need this time for cooking and cleaning anyway so-“
And that was how Frerin ended up with two tiny tag-alongs on his first date with Tauriel.
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- Part 13 of Fix-it (!) December
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Dwalin and Tauriel are both contestants on a little show called Big Brother. It's Christmas, and Dwalin misses his family.
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- Part 14 of Fix-it (!) December
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Lindir knew that it was an honour to be sent as Lord Elrond’s envoy to the Mirkwood and the city of Dale (possible Erebor as well if the Dwarfs would oblige him) but he could not help but feel that it was some sort of punishment.
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- Part 15 of Fix-it (!) December
- Part 1 of Evergreen
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Bofur obsesses about Christmas presents, Bombur tries to bake all the cakes and Ori just wants to enjoy some time together.
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- Part 16 of Fix-it (!) December
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Bilbo stays in Erebor (and fails at understanding a few things about Dwarfs).
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- Part 17 of Fix-it (!) December
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Yule-tide was warm and merry (All I want for Yule is you) by alkjira
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Dec 2014
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[...] by mid-winter Gandalf and Bilbo had come all the way back, along both edges of the Forest, to the doors of Beorn's house; and there for a while they both stayed.
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- Part 18 of Fix-it (!) December
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“The guards found mistletoe outside Bilbo’s quarters,” Dwalin told Thorin, both of their faces deeply serious as they glanced down at the innocent looking little sprig of greenery with white berries resting in Dwalin’s palm.
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- Part 19 of Fix-it (!) December