Comment on The Mauling of Maul

  1. Valentine2085 Tue 08 Jul 2025 05:54AM UTC

    Yeah...I made myself cackle with this, 🙂.

    The Jedi deserve to be unhinged and feral for a while for everything they have to put up with.

    #LetJediBeFeral #LetJediBeUnhinged

    Totally obliterating the Sith (because yes). As for Qui-Gon, it wasn't bashing but the council called him out on his hypocrisy and bullshit (this is kinda me projecting how I feel about Qui-Gon, I have an issue with the pedestal the general fandom puts him on, therefore I make it one of my goals to call out Qui-Gon for his flaws). And considering the whole Melida/Daan situation, I think Qui-Gon deserved the yeeting he got from Mace, and I can see this as being another normal day for the council.

    Qui-Gon: I found the Chosen One on Tatooine.

    Ki-Adi: ???

    Eeth: Don't we have two already?

    Obi-Wan: I'm flattered master Koth, but I'm not-

    Plo: You will not finish that sentence, Obi-Wan.

    Obi-Wan: ...yes buir.

    Anakin: So am I, like, the first former slave child you've ever brought to the temple, master Qui-Gon?

    Eeth: Slave??

    Ki-Adi: ...

    Mace: Qui-Gon...

    Qui-Gon: It did not seem relevant.

    Mace: ...

    Qui-Gon: (Proceeds to get yeeted out the council tower, while screaming like a diva as Yoda follows and attempts to remove his kneecaps)

    Depa: (Smirks). Well, that was adequately handled, per usual.

    Saesee: (Snorts). Typical Mace Windu.

    Yaddle: (Randomly pulls out a book and hums as she starts reading)

    Ki-Adi: ...force, give me the strength.

    The entire Council: (Proceeds to save the galaxy in less than a day)

    The Force: Huh, I knew all that mental instability would be good for something.

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