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Summary:

Where there are immortal paracausal nerds researching the Darkness, there must be a groupchat.

Notes:

Happy Dawning to Izzy, who asked for a fic about Ikora & Asher and then described them as "silly idiots who drive each other up the wall but in the end of the day very much Care (and are also both in Eris’ darkness research group chat and have quirky nicknames)."

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@the_mystic has added @the_gallant to the chat

@the_mystic has added @the_scribe to the chat.

the_mystic: While still routing through Vanguard channels, I have added an extra layer of encryption based on hive runes. This should create sufficient protection for our communications.

the_gallant: Thank you, Eris. I’m sure this will be an excellent way for us to coordinate our research into the Darkness.

the_scribe: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,;l’kdfjfghhj.jnjjj

the_gallant: Asher? Are you all right?

the_scribe: ]]]]]]]

the_scribe: A brief spasm of the radiolara in my arm. All is now well. The hallucinations have ceased.

the_gallant: Thank the Traveler.

the_scribe: This channel will serve, I suppose. Uploading my latest research now. [pyramidion_data_x.115.7.pdf]

the_gallant: Excellent. I’ll review and send you thoughts by tomorrow.

the_scribe: I would expect nothing less.

the_mystic: Clarity in action.

the_scribe: Clarity in action.

the_gallant: Clarity in action.


the_mystic: yes.

the_gallant: ?

the_mystic: In response to cousin Asher’s question: yes. sometimes i do feel affection for the creatures that changed me

the_mystic: but i do not consider this feeling craven.

the mystic: when the hive taught me to love them, it was with the love they have for each other: bladed, hungry, destructive. with this love i shall surpass them, and devour them with their own teeth.

the_gallant: Oh, Eris.

the_mystic: do not fear, Ikora. i shall not waver from my purpose.

the_gallant: I don’t fear your corruption. I mourn your suffering.

the_scribe: Hmph. A useless sentiment! Suffering is the common lot of Guardians, and your grief does nothing to assuage it.

the_scribe: But thank you, Eris. I . . . appreciate your insights.

the_scribe: I would burn this Vex infection out of my body at once if I could. But I cannot strip myself of the hope—perhaps delusion—that the information it grants me is not entirely calculated into their plans.

the_mystic: indeed. they have sharpened our blades for us to wield.

the_mystic: 🗡⊂(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

the_gallant: …then again, sometimes you do worry me.

@the_mystic has changed their name to @o_vengeance_mine

o_vengeance_mine: 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⊂(ʘ‿ʘ✿)🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡


RADIOLACTIVE: Excellent news! While the Young Wolf remains overall a dunderhead, their willingness to be blown up repeatedly in the course of research has proved most advantageous. Behold my latest equations:

RADIOLACTIVE: ▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯

o_vengeance_mine: (´•̥̥̥  ‸ •̥̥̥`✿)

RADIOLACTIVE: …golden age unicode is NOT sufficient for even the bare minimum of research transmission. Ikora, why don’t we have a revised character encoding system yet??

thanks_cayde: Because right when it had reached the top of my to-do list, the Red Legion invaded. I might have time in another century.

RADIOLACTIVE: Too long. Put your Hidden on the job. Maybe they’ll finally be good for something.

o_vengeance_mine: i wish that vanguard text channels allowed the transmission of hive runes. the labor of transliteration serves only to remind me how alien i am become to those who were once my kin.

thanks_cayde: …I’ll see what I can do.

RADIOLACTIVE: THIS IS BLATANT FAVORITISM.

o_vengeance_mine: aiat.

thanks_cayde: Aiat.


RADIOLACTIVE: 110 phaseglass needles, 28ml radiolara, 3 enhancement prisms

RADIOLACTIVE: 33cm x 48cm x 5013 cm. deeply pitted and scored. signs of exothermic reaction>

thanks_cayde: Asher, are you using this chat to keep notes?

RADIOLACTIVE: Yes, and?

RADIOLACTIVE: Is this not a place to share research?

thanks_cayde: Fair enough.


o_vengeance_mine: I have scraped the brain matter out of a Wizard’s skull with its own thigh-bone and eaten both. Do NOT test me.

invective_queen: ?

o_vengeance_mine: ah. wrong chat.

o_vengeance_mine: (✿◕‿◕)


invective_queen: Zavala just woke me with the news.

invective_queen: Eris? Asher? Are you still there?

katabasis: yes. i am safe on luna.

invective_queen: Asher?

invective_queen: Asher?

katabasis: if he was on io when the darkness took it, he cannot hear you.

invective_queen: I know.

katabasis: i am sorry, ikora.

katabasis: (´◕︵◕`✿) っ❤️

invective_queen: ERIS

katabasis: yes?

invective_queen: ….never mind.

invective_queen: But where did you even learn pre-Golden Age Kaomoji?

katabasis: with asher. a long time ago. part of a failed attempt to contact rasputin.

invective_queen: Oh.

katabasis: and where did *you* learn about kaomoji?

invective_queen: On a stake-out with Owl Sector, where else?


katabasis: did you get my letter?

invective_queen: Yes.

invective_queen: Zavala did too.

invective_queen: Eris . . . I want to agree with you. Perhaps I do agree, in principle. If I were making the choice to pursue Stasis for myself only.

invective_queen: But as Vanguard . . . I don’t think I can tell Guardians at large to embrace the Darkness. Not yet.

invective_queen: On the other hand, the Vanguard doesn’t have sufficient grounds to interdict Europa. And if more Guardians than the Young Wolf learn to use Stasis without disaster . . . that might change things.

katabasis: i see.

invective_queen: Keep good notes, my friend.

katabasis: always.

katabasis: ✏️⊂(ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿)


invective_queen: Hello, Asher.

invective_queen: Eris hasn’t logged in since she started her . . . transformations. There’s no point to me visiting this channel anymore.

invective_queen: But I can’t stop.

invective_queen: I can see the “last active” timestamp on your profile. You were here only a few hours before Io disappeared.

invective_queen: Every time I log on, I hope that date will have changed.

invective_queen: I am sorry, old friend.


invective_queen: I spoke with Mithrax today. He told me a story about the hero “Ashermere.”

invective_queen: I’m so furious. You survived Io by taking refuge in the Vex network — of course you did.

invective_queen: But you didn’t escape. You didn’t send a message. And you could have done it, if anyone could!

invective_queen: But you wouldn’t abandon your research. Not even when you knew it would destroy you.

invective_queen: I suppose that’s to be expected, from a Warlock. We’re nearly as self-destructive as Titans, in the end.

invective_queen: …Or maybe you just knew that if you came back, I’d make you help Zavala translate his courtship poems for Caiatl.

invective_queen: I do miss you.


ikora_rey: I drank tea with Eris today. She’s healing, Asher, more completely than I ever thought possible.

ikora_rey: You would sneer at me for that, wouldn’t you? I limited my hypotheses by my assumptions. And here I am, made a fool by further data.

ikora_rey: I always thought we would find a cure for your arm.

ikora_rey: But you were so sure that you were incurable, and of course you always had to be right.

ikora_rey: Damn you, Asher. You deserved to be proved wrong, just once.

ikora_rey: But all I can do now is move forward. Keep faith with you, as you did with us.

ikora_rey: You won’t return to this chat, and I don’t think Eris needs it anymore. And I . . . need to stop looking back.

ikora_rey: Clarity in action.

@ikora_rey has left the chat

RADIOLACTIVE: ▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯

RADIOLACTIVE: LATENCY.SCANNING()…………YY33//GNSMSCRB//MX88

RADIOLACTIVE: EXIGENCY.PERIHELION(y|n){ I can’t believe I have to do this. I already left you messages. };

RADIOLACTIVE: EXIGENCY.PERIHELION.TRANSCRIBE(y|n){ The signal should be strong enough to break containment. };

RADIOLACTIVE: EXIGENCY.PERIHELION.TRANSCRIBE.ELABORATE(y|n){ Ikora? };